
Introduction
Hi guys!! I'm Pizzardone (aka Dennis to my enemies) and I finished 29th out of 981 players in Paupergeddon Spring 2026 with Mono U Terror.
Unfortunately, this deck sucks in a metagame with high variance like this tournament, especially with so many Elves and the new Affinity around. I tuned the list to win a lot of Game 1 and Game 3 on the play. Force Spike is really strong against mostly all the pre-sideboard meta; post-side I usually switch with specific counters like Annul and Envelop.
It was an insane and difficult run, but I'm satisfied with the list and how I played all weekend.
The best advice I can write (for anyone who wants to try this aggressive build) is not to play Deem Inferior. Instead, I opted for a 2 Sleep / 1 Artful Dodge split (which was incredible as always) and played six one-mana counters in the main deck for the maximum aggressivity possible on curve.
Thanks to LPP for daily testing and friendship, but I especially thank my team Zero3Spritz for cheering me and supporting me, who helped me reach Top 32 in this tournament and Top 8 at Damnation Fest 2026 two months ago with a very similar Decklist.
Decklist
U Terror
Dennis Garbati
Creatures (12)
- 4Delver of Secrets // Insectile Aberration
- 4Cryptic Serpent
- 4Tolarian Terror
Instants (37)
- 2Annul
- 2Blue Elemental Blast
- 4Brainstorm
- 2Dispel
- 1Envelop
- 4Force Spike
- 3Gut Shot
- 4Hydroblast
- 4Mental Note
- 3Steel Sabotage
- 4Thought Scour
- 4Counterspell
Sorceries (10)
- 1Artful Dodge
- 2Ponder
- 2Sleep of the Dead
- 1Deep Analysis
- 4Lórien Revealed
Lands (16)
- 16Island
Sideboard (15)
- 4Hydroblast
- 2Blue Elemental Blast
- 3Gut Shot
- 3Steel Sabotage
- 2Annul
- 1Envelop
Tournament
Riepilogo dei risultati (10-4):
- Elves - LWW (OTD)
- Elves - WW (OTP)
- 5-Land Spy - WLW (OTD)
- Jund Wildfire - LWW (OTD)
- CawGate - WLW
- Affinity - LWL (OTD)
- Elves - WW (OTD)
- Mono R Madness - WW (OTP)
- Elves - LWW (OTD)
- Mono R Madness - LL (OTP)
- Affinity - LL (OTD)
- Jund Wildfire - WW
- Grull Ponza - WW (OTD)
- Pizza Combo - LL
Day 1
Round 1: Elves - Bea Borsa from Milan
Round 2: Elves - Ratkowski from Poland
Round 3: 5-Land Spy - asWerty223 from Poland
Round 4: Jund Wildfire - Triso
Round 5: CawGate - Keira Randall from Lega Pauper London (Top64)
Round 6: Grixis Affinity - Lou Anton Hauser (top8)
Round 7: Elves - Rebondo
Round 8: Mono Red Madness - Roberto Vincenzo Evola
Day 2
After a pizza and a Spritz with the team, we are ready for battle with five members in the race.
Round 9: Elves - Dario Blandford (Top16)
Game 1
Dario is an incredible player; in this game he has the nuts and I never entered the game.
Game 2 and 3
I'm sure these two were among the best matches of the tournament. Both games I won thanks to a mix of pressure with Delver and a good number of counterspells, especially in Game 2, which went long—I saw all four copies. In Game 3, I had a good plan: he begins with Llanowar, so I Gut Shot it and remain open with Force Spike instead of playing Delver.
This sequencing rewards me because I Spike Titania, then play Delver with Brainstorm open on turn 2, cleaning the top, etc.
Round 10: Mono R Madness - Nicola Santo (My Teammate)
Round 11: Grixis Affinity - Leonardo Priami (Top32)
Round 12: Jund Wildfire - LucG27
Round 13: Grull Ponza - Kroissant
Round 14: Temur Pizza - Riccardo Cestari (Top16 Teammate)
Conclusione
It was a great weekend for me and my team, and I hope that in the upcoming events and at the top Pauper player tournaments, I'll play at the same level, if not better, considering that I returned to the format after so many years of stopping.
Thanks to those who read the entire report, and I apologize for my terrible English. I tried my best. Bye bye!!